If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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