I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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