her vagine was all disorganized.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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