if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Found the puke drawer
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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