Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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