just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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