Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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