After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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