Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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