we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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