Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
His nipple licking is glorious
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