I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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