that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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