We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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