What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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