Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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