I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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