People with herpes should wear stickers.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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