try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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