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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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