Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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