he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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