Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize