Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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