Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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