I want to make a zoo with you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
