I must be too annoying 4 u.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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