Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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