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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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