I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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