Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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