what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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