True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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