I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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