he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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