Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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