I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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