Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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