Swine flu. Run for my life!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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