I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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