Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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