After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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