you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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