nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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