I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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