jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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