Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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