im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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