she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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