She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she peed on how many people?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
NoShamevember. You game?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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