shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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