I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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